"If you put your ear to my butt you can hear the ocean." - Mr. Lethbridge
Thursday, February 3, 2011
What’s white, pink and vibrates? It’s my Neutragena Wave!!
Yes, I bought one! Yes, I love it! Yes, I have a skin/face regime and you should too!
Okay, you know when you see that perfect girl and she has the most perfect skin? And, her name is Natalie Portman? Now, imagine if she actually looked back at you and saw your ugly, dirty, man-face. How embarrassing would that be? She would seriously think that you were disgusting. She would say, “Ewww, you are disgusting!”. Now, imagine if she actually looked back at you and she saw that you had perfectly silky, smooth, clean skin. How awesome would that be? She would seriously think that you were awesome. She would say, “OMG, do you have a Neutragena Wave?”. And you would say, “Yes, I use my vibrator every day!”.
The Neutragena Wave is the coolest facial product that I own! This thing really works! It deep cleanses my face and leaves it as smooth as a babies bottom. Plus, it's easy to use and it's cheap. It only cost me $10. It is pretty much my new crush! For realz! No joke! Settle down!
Cleaning your face is important, even for guys! Not only will it make you look better but it will make you feel better too. So go ahead, clean those pores! Girls and maybe some guys, will thank you later!
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